William [asking about Bill and Fleur's wedding]: Who's wedding is it?
Jason: It's Harry and Ron's wedding. Can't you tell? Haven't you read the books?
William [about Kreacher]: HE'S NOT AN ELF! HE'S A GOBLIN. I SWEAR ELVES HAVE LONGER EARS!
Jason [about Umbridge]: She reminds me of Suzanne.
Jason [explaining the fight scene between Harry and Ron to William]: You see? Ron ran away. They just got divorced. He was jealous because he thought that Harry liked Hermione.
William: Is that Neville Bottom?
James: Who's that? Who died?
Jolly: Tonks and Ron's dad.
Jolly [about the scene with the Resurrection stone in the forest]: The stone is fake, which is why Harry can't touch them. (Them as in Lily, James, Sirius and Lupin.)
Brandon: WAIT, DIDN'T HARRY POTTER DIE?! Oh whatever, I don't give a shit.
Guess which group of people I don't plan to watch Harry Potter with ever again?